It just had to be cancer, didn't it? No, can't say I caught that one, I'm sad, because I'm underutilized, no one cares (not that they should). I just wanted to help. We let other people, musicians and movie stars, have our emotions for us. We're pretty low on soap. I am an addict, hold your applause, and hello's, please. This is, how do you feel/I don't know. Once you've let yourself fall behind, you've got that much farther to go the next time. The quantum leap needed to be taken, last year. Your decision may save a life, your own. Bye-bye, see 'ya, it will be shipped off. There will be no tomorrow, at that place. The Upper Crust, went under. This is clearly a hysterical (spell check) phenomenon. The hot sweat, pain season has begun, yet again. We weren't able to rehearse, but we never are. What is Astroslide, and why should I use it? Courtney, you got the job. What just happened up there? There will always be some excuse. The rest of this is going to matter. It's always the same, you've got to try hard to fail. Step one, load camera with film. Would you people stop calling me all the time! You could be me, in disguise. It takes too long to find out that the best material, has been surrounding you, all the time. I wrote her a long letter, no response. I am not thinking about work at this time. There is such a thing as, “too fucked up.” Don’t worry, they reject everything. They caught the Blue Racer, which was jumping from tree to tree, at a snake infested campsite, way far away. We just want a normal, average life (and can’t even have that, now). Get prepared, for the worse to come. Ever, even, even, ever? Who is this hell spawn woman, that pulled me under? The World will resolve its own problems, believe me. The guitarist tore his own face into pieces, with a comb. There’s the deer we almost hit. I both do, and do not, just about everything. This is not a dream, at all. There is always going to be screaming and yelling, about the job, it's that I have to have one, that bothers me, most of all. There was some crazy, homosexual activity, going on at the rest area. What was the deal with that creature? The drinking sure did get out of hand. Nothing will be changed, if yet another place of employ, is added to the one year club. No more fury in the bathtub, please. Everyone can see through your act. The right thing to say, always gets said too late. Is that rain I hear, or something on the radio? A few days dead, might as well be twenty thousand years. What is it that I want to say? The world is a leather bar, full of people carrying chairs. The hospital wasn't any fun. Life off of Big Beaver, Big Beaver days, Big Beaver nights. My experiments with static, led to no conclusive results, but thanks for asking. Don't play silly/funny with the girls, they don't like that. There is no mystical union of numbers, no mysteries at all, in fact. The roads are a lot longer than we think they are. The mailman grabbed the keys to the crapper from me so fast, that... My sex life is of no concern. Sacrifice is required, not the kind the Mayans engaged in, but close. Don't ever let yourself forget the way your teeth used to be. We are either good guys, or bad, is that it? Space Age body piercings, we could've called ourselves Harvey, and it still wouldn't have changed what ended up happening. In 1915, a man jumped into a sewer, and disappeared. Flashing yellow, Wanda Channings! Keep your feet away from your face. There is a specific birdbath I had in mind. I've lost it, or never had it, in either case, it's all gone. To my critics, thank you (to my “critics,” fuck you)! No one remembers what the art was that hung on the walls over at the Jolly Motel. The night is hardly dark. Those were some esoteric pornographic pictures, you used to collect. From strollers, to stretchers, highchairs, to wheelchairs, we cover all bases. There is no way I'm waking up. Death is incomprehensible, the absolute negation of all life, all thought, all perception of everything, with nothing left, an imperceptible nothing. Don't even set your alarm. You know not to touch the little decorative soaps (we can’t use). The World will putt out it’s last sputter, soon enough. I live in denial, but don’t try to.
Why is it that most things I say, mean so many different things? The "scandals," are all set-ups! Freaks don't deserve the demoralizing sentences they receive. When down, there is nowhere to go, but up? The truck is not moving! When you find that you've started to repeat yourself a lot, from stern to bow we kept watch, never expecting the unexpected. Sit in the restaurant until they kick you out, they will. Why should we even consider rolling around on large, orange, rubber balls? You've got to earn those hard-core bags under your eyes. The Treasury Analyst just blew his head off, hire another one. There will never be a time when there isn't some disturbance with you. No excuses can be passed off now, the die has been cast. It's bad enough, don't sit. Do, right now, what you would do, if you were to win the lottery. It's both a long way, and a short hop, to doing what it is we want to do. My guilt isn’t diminishing. "Making it," is not an option. One of these days, they're gonna’ be fitting me for a wooden leg. The future is now, but you already knew that. From one side of the paper to the other, we move our hands in hope that... you know. The fig on a stick treats, tasted like shit. There is some sort of repositioning strategy happening. Is the concept, tonight? It’ll start going backwards. They don’t know what they perceive. This is the secret! Let the champagne get in your eyes. All she used to sing about was her pussy. We live without feeling, sometimes. Our lives could fit in a thimble, if we let them. The electric tomato, turned me into a deli tray. Mental illness gets worse, if untreated. Try to keep me awake. Have a damn malt. Seven hundred cornfield’s went into combine. We can’t decide if we really want to do it, or not. A large pelican, suddenly swooped down! The end will not come at your discretion, now, I believe there is work to do, travel is for birds. It’ll be disappointing, no matter what. Stop trying to make your relationship work. Stay off the damn beach. Can we not just disco on our own? Road rage isn't the word, for what goes on around here. I screamed out some perverted things that I regretted immediately. As usual, the letters that I planned to write, were not written. Pushing buttons, firing missiles, you don’t have to worry. Another management/labor dispute? You don’t say? I want to do what he did, and then some. There is no better place than where you are. With very hard work, and many risks taken, something might happen. Accept the good with the bad, that’s it, it’s that simple, huh? Take your socks off elsewhere. What the hell are we waiting for? The fence fell over, trapping Elliot underneath. The end of words is in effect. Didn't I just sweep out there? This is yet another boondock catcall, or curtain call, either/or. What was that anal retentive dance, supposed to prove? There is no escape, there is no easy way, we've got to choose! Sniff, sniff, sniff, they go. Vomit always tastes exactly the same. "Experience" can be interpreted wrongly. My... let's just say that some days are spent more desperate and miserable than others. Three forms need to be mailed, I will not hum away in this jail cell forever! The palm of my hand, looks like a map to Alaska. Did the team win the game? I am slowly turning into a tunnel visioned Cyclops. My synchronized swimming routine could use some work. Find the station, park the car, pronounce his/her name. Peace in our time, somehow, downtown doesn't seem as dangerous as it used to. It's too late, and no matter what anyone says, I just can't believe it. Man, if only I had remembered her name that night. You are known, give that racket up. Alone is the easy part, confronting the deaths of those near and dear, is what's impossible. There is a lot of work to be done, more than perhaps, I can realize. Once again, I want to quit immediately, but can't, for lack of another job being lined up. Why is it, that only now, do my shoes start to reek of septic system gases? Watch what you reveal! Concentrate on something a little more important than your pants, or the ceiling. Ripped off at the gas station, ripped off at the parking lot, ripped off basically, anywhere we go. Hop the fence, you son of a bitch. I'm sick of making up stories to explain why I'm not published yet. At the very least, we in the orchestra pit, would request that you not spit at us, during the course of the performance. Did I just dream that my elbow kept rubbing against a rubber plant? What I “thought I saw,” was an impressive assumption. There used to be a town here. Everyone just has to be a big shot.
Life isn't about stepping up to bat, it's about sitting on the bench (for me, anyway). Screwed by the dairy company! People are sick of my face, at the same time, as I'm finally able to stand the sight of it again. Fist fights over parking spots, derelict women on drugs, stumbling to the mailbox, geese invading, erase that one part about shit dissolving in the toilet. Internally, my cells are dividing, I was mistaken about the new flesh. Always be sure that you're able to read your own writing. Acute nicotine intoxication, can lead to a whole host of symptoms, you don't want to have. I can't stand accused again. The reading light is off, there is no time anymore. It takes two hands nowadays, to do this stuff. Worry less, do more, start now. Here's your goddamn, extra crispy, curly fries! A lot of times, it seems like I must be the only person in the world, who does not know how to live, then, I read the paper, and start to feel normal again. The money runs out, again, and again, and again. When I stop worrying, other people start. Paddle your own ass out of here. We need a whole new kind of faith. Thank you for your advice, but I've been divided and redivided enough, already. You really can't leave the desk, can you? Ramble off a few somehow's. Being human just may not be enough! A quarter past which hour? Wasn't there some kind of promise made? The boat gets rocked, for what seems to be, a good reason. They were actually selling used glass eyes. Produce a product that people will want to buy. I’m the damn clown! My fingers get so numb, I can't feel them, and they turn yellow, I get so insanely upset with myself, how can I do this? The writing is on the wall, to stop writing. Cut it up into bite sized pieces for them. This will blow you out, like an atom bomb. The ashes compliment the carpet, summer is a rapist. She was slaughterhouse sexy, really! There had better be more to it, than what we figured out about it, in advance. There is nothing but work to do, listen, I don't get up in the morning. There are no answers/questions. The closer I get, the farther away I feel. From now on, I've decided to be Jesus. Love is a garden, something not to tread through, or walk on at all! Most of us survive, only by dying, take before and after photos, impressive. This must be an all mono, all the time, radio, I'm picking up. I’ll be swinging from the gallows, soon enough, for now, dancing in the living room on a Friday night. Everything would be so much better, if everyone would just get along? The dance of Abraham Stevens? There are so many cigarettes out front... I can't, ever. After hours carelessness, inside jokes, people are singing about trucks. Eight years is a long time to wait, but not as long as nine. If you live to be eighteen, that's quite an accomplishment. Detach here, we are decaying! Just keep at it, do four more, plus whatever, tomorrow. Try to do without the 1,001 things, you can't do without. I do believe that I'm seeing things, again. Baby, you remind me of the mobile home it took me three years to get out of. Buying lottery tickets, is a symptom of a delusional desperation, that you don't even want to know about. Weld the plate to the bone. Could it be, that they've created more bean bag characters? We can end up having lived a lie, so long, that we forget what the truth is, miss a few meals. Careless baton twirlers, it's never their own eyes that get hit. I keep hearing dead people's voices, echoing in my head. This is so beyond the highway. Think about advertising. It mustn't have all gotten to me, by that point... For some reason, I came up with the bright idea, of removing our penises. It’s all lean years, now. Gird your loins! There are enough recording artists. You are like a billiard table game. Go tell the fence post, it will be more receptive than any other audience. People do say brilliant things, but the people that need to hear them, rarely do. This is the magnificent spinning, that I told you so much about. That's not a real skull, or is it? Go up and down the slide. Silence the egotist within. I can see the panties, underneath